50 Most Raunchy and Dirty Chat Up Lines

Dirty Chat Up Lines

These dirty chat up lines will make you go hmmmm ;-)….. Word of caution – Use them at your own risk! Who knows…..You might get a response like say….. A wink, a sexy comeback, or perhaps even…???? But then again, using these dirty chat up lines on someone may just get you a smack too. Nonetheless, read on and get a giggle or two. 😉

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Dirty Chat Up Lines

  1. How do you like your eggs? poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
  1. Your parents must be retards, coz you are special.
  1. I’m easy….are you?
  1. How about we play lion and tamer? You keep your mouth open, and I’ll give the meat.
  1. Nice shoes…. Wanna screw?
  1. Wanna play circus? You roar and lemme throw the meat!
  1. Lemme melt in your mouth, not in the hand.
  1. Are you interested in a one night stands? (NO) Then it’s a great thing it’s afternoon.
  1. I know how to take my pants off in two seconds. Let’s find out how long it takes you.
  1. I’m not a horse, but you sure can ride me like one.
  1. Screw me if I’m incorrect, but isn’t your name Mary?
  1. Hey why don’t you sit on my lap and see what pops up!
  1. If I was a carpenter and you were a porch. I’d have taken out all your nails and screwed you!
  1. My feelings for you are like diarrhea, I just can’t hold them in.
  1. Let’s play army? I’ll lie down and you blow the hell outta me.
  1. I think you work at Subway, ’cause you gave me a footlong
  1. You’re so hot I can roast my meat on you.
  1. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No.) Can I?
  1. Hey…did I point out that I go down like a ship?
  1. My name’s Pogo, you wanna jump on my stick?
  1. I aint no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock!
  1. Do I see keg in your pants? ‘Cause I’d love to tap that ass!
  1. Hump is today’s subject, is it going to be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?
  1. Let’s play 68? You do me and I’ll owe you one!
  1. You think I can fit it in my mouth? Wanna try?
  1. I feel like you’re sweet. Can I please have a taste?
  1. Your name is Little Red….right? Cause I can sure ride you in that hood!
  1. Wow! Those are real?
  1. Love is 4 letters so is what we should do.
  1. Hey sweetcheeks, I got the F, the C and I got the K. All I need now is U!
  1. Roses are red, cucumbers are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!
  1. A tall man says a short woman: “You’re just the right height for what I want.”
  1. Sweetheart, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know if I wanna mount you or eat you!
  1. I am your Winnie the Pooh lemme stick my nose in your honey jar.
  1. Let’s have a party at your ankles… can I invite your pants down?
  1. Why did I get my tongue pierced? You’ll find out soon.
  1. Excuse me, would you give head to a stranger? No. Well, then, please allow me to introduce myself.
  1. The word for the day is legs; now come down to my house and spread the word.
  1. Its true, that there are lots of fish in the sea, but you are the only one I’d want to catch and mount back in my bed.
  1. Lemme make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
  1. To hell with playing doctor, we should play gynecologist tonight??
  1. Nice legs gurl…what time would they open?
  1. Let’s play titanic you be the ocean and lemme go down on you.
  1. Are you cold in here, or are you just really excited to see me.
  1. I think you wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener.
  1. I’m not very good at math, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
  1. Let’s play midget boxing…..Get down on your knees and give me some blows!
  1. Wanna play house? You’ll be the door and I am gonna slam you all night long!
  1. See my friend over there? He really wants to know if YOU think I’M hot.
  1. Hey baby, can you be my love buffet so I could lay you on the table and take whatever I want?

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