50 Cheesy Chat Up Lines

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Cheesy Chat up lines are almost always cheesy. Why? Coz being so obvious about trying to pick someone up with a one-liner is in itself very cheesy. So shall we just pack up and go back home? Well….Absolutely not! When you use cheesy chat up lines, you are basically telling your special someone that you are interested in them. That is not bad at all. It just shows that you’re not afraid of expressing yourself. It makes YOU seem attractive. So how about some cheesy chat up lines right now? Yeah, go ahead and own it!

Also read 30 Dirtiest of Dirty sexy chat up lines! and 50 Most Raunchy and Dirty Chat Up Lines

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Cheesy Chat Up Lines

1. Hi, I am taking a survey… Can you tell me your name? Your phone number? And are you free next Saturday?

2. There is something wrong with my phone. Can you please call it for me to see if it rings?

3. I can cook your dinner, if you will cook my breakfast.

4. I am a Love Pirate, and I am here for your booty!!! ARRRGGHHH!

5. Sadly, I lost my teddy bear today, will you sleep with me please?

6. I just moved in town – can I have the directions to your place please?

7. You got any raisins? No? How about a date then?

8. Oh Dear! I lost my number – can I borrow yours?

9. See, a jumping Polar Bear! (WHERE?) I just wanted to break the ice.

10. I am like chocolate pudding – I may look like crap but I am sweet as can be.

11. Something’s wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

12. You’re so gorgeous – you make me wanna to go out and find a job.

13. I can bet that your last name is Jacobs – coz you’re a real cracker!

14. Pick any number between 1 to 10 (3?) Sorry you lost; now you have to take off all your clothes.

15. You wanna go out and do what I’m already going to tell my friends we did anyway?

16. You seem like the type of girl who’s heard every cheesy chat up line in the book… So what’s one more?

17. Do you know the basic difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Let’s go upstairs and find out.

18. One of us is thinking about making out… Yeah Yeah, it’s me.

19. You are like a cappuccino: sweet, hot and you make me so nervous.

20. I think there’s a mirror in your pants? Coz I can see myself in them…

21. Do you know the number for an Ordinance survey? I gotta tell them I just found a Sight of marvelous natural beauty.

22. My buddy thinks you’re really hot, and if it’s any consolation I do too.

23. God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, given all that would you like to shag?

24. Hey! Did you just touch my ass? (No). Damn it!

25. I have a pen and you have a number… Just think of the possibilities…

26. Hi, can I buy you quite a lot of drinks?

27. Hey do you know, there’s a big sale going on in my bedroom. Clothes are 100% off!

28. Hush Hush – I’m COMPLETELY naked under my clothes.

29. Hi, the voices in my head asked me to come over and hit on you.

30. Is it just me, or does this handkerchief really smell like chloroform?

31. If you were a burger… You would be a McGorgeous

32. Did you just fart? ‘Cause you’ve just blown me away.

33. I’m invisible……can you see me? (Yes) then let’s do it again tomorrow night?

34. Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into a secluded, romantic spot right there…

35. My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot.

36. I bet I can kiss your lips without even touching you. [Kiss her and tell her you lost the bet.]

37. I am not drunk; I am just intoxicated by you.

38. Nice socks there, lemme try them on?

39. I thought I should come over and say hi before you caught me staring at you.

40. Hey there, I am in a rock band!

41. I am sure you are Swedish? ‘Cause you sure are the SWEEDISH (sweetest) girl in this room!

42. If I follow you home, would you please keep me?

43. I’m a professional wrestler and I can get you in a headlock? Don’t be anxious; I get paid to do this!

44. I’m generally better looking.

45. I noticed that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

46. I would never videotape you in your sleep and sell it on the Internet.

47. Roses are red, sky is blue, I got a gun, get in the van.

48. You look just like my first wife and I’m still a bachelor.

49. Why’s a nice girl like you talking to a loser like me?

50. Be unique, be different – say yes.

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