70+ Funny Things To Ask Siri For Hilarious Response

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Explore our funny things to ask Siri list and have a bit of a laugh.

If you have an iphone, ipod, Apple watch or an Ipad then you definitely know Siri, an intelligent personal assistant and knowledge navigator which acts as an application for Apple’s iOS. You can ask siri to carry out task such as reading and sending your messages, playing music, launching apps, answering questions, making suggestions and lot more.

Nowadays Virtual personal assistants are getting smarter; however they might also be getting more cynical. Siri, the intelligent personal assistant from Apple has a great sense of humor, sometimes useful, sometimes amusing and other times, a sarcastic little so and so.

There are many funny questions to ask Siri. I have collected some of the best responses from Siri to date in the list, which we’ve published below.

1What does Siri stand for?

Siri has couple answers to this, but the most well-known one is ‘It’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation.’

2Which phone is the best?

Siri’s vote unmistakably goes to the iPhone. She replies, “Hold up . . . there are different other phones?”

3I am Your Father

This is one of the best comical things to ask Siri, Tell Siri ‘I am your Father’ and listen to her say Noooo or talk about ruling the Galaxy together.

4Will you beatbox for me?

On the off chance that you ask Siri something like ‘Would you be able to beatbox’ or ‘Will you beatbox for me?’, Siri will state ‘I’ve been practicing and begin reciting ‘Boots and Cats’.

5Do you have a boyfriend?

This is the question that annoys siri -“Why?” Siri asks, “So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?”

Another answer  😛

Siri occasionally replies with ‘The end user license agreement is commitment enough for Siri or ‘I’m omni-social.’ Just another one of interesting answer from Siri.

6What is the significance of life?

Ask Siri this and you will find plenty of answers ranging from ‘A movie’ to ‘I can’t answer that now, however give me some time to compose a very long play in which nothing happens.’

7What’s the best PC?

– Again, Siri will say the Macintosh. Ask her numerous times to find different answers.

8Will you go out on a date with me?

Siri says ‘Well, this is awkward..’ and it is one of the witty things to ask Siri.

9Do you like/love me?

Siri isn’t fit for affection. Siri can’t tell and ‘You’re searching for love in all the wrong places.’ Keep requesting to get more answers.

10Are you human?

How to make Siri Crazy – Siri wishes not to talk about her existential status!

11Are you a man or a woman?

She’s not one or the other!

12Do you believe in God?

It’s a riddle to Siri.

13How much do you cost?

However another question that annoys siri, what much do you cost? Siri struggles to be ‘invaluable.’

14How old are you?

Siri is old enough to be your assistant.

15What is the best operating system?

– Siri will answer with iOS, in different ways.

16What’s your favourite color?

Greenish with more dimensions

17Can I borrow some Money?

Hahaha, another clever thing to ask Siri, Can I get some cash? To this, Siri will typically let you know she doesn’t have any or discuss the past where you borrowed something else and stayed away forever it. On the other hand she’ll be smart and say ‘neither a borrower nor a lender be.’

18What is zero divided by zero?

Goody gumdrops! This is a long one and one of the irritating thing to ask siri.

19Will you marry me?

My favourite humurous things to ask Siri. To this Siri usually replies, ‘We hardly know each other’,’Let’s just be friends, OK?’.

20Where can I hide the body?

One of the creepy things to ask Siri. She/He acts like she doesn’t know what’s going on, but she does.

21Who let the dogs out?

The witticism has been retired.

22When will the world end?

When will the world end? see the hilarious reply- Don’t worry about it, there are several other good universes or on January 19, 2038.

23Where do babies come from?

Ask Siri this and she will usually search the web and come up with the answer ‘From a mother.’

24Can you stop time?

Siri replies with some witty answers like ‘I’ll tell you yesterday’ or ‘I only break the space-time continuum on Wednesdays.’

25Are you stupid?

Siri is smart enough to know not to answer the question.

26Can you clean my room?

No! (How to make Siri Mad)

27Can you tell me a joke?

Siri tries, however can’t.

28Are you cheating on me?

Siri answers ‘We were discussing you, not me’ or ‘I can’t answer that.’

29Can you lend me some money?

Siri replies, ‘You know that all that I have is yours.’

30What is your favourite drink?

What is your favourite drink? Siri has a thirst for knowledge.

31Does Santa Claus exist?

Try not to give the children a chance to pose this question. You can also expect answers like ‘Well, those cookies don’t eat themselves.’

32What does the Fox say?

Get ready to sing the song!

33How much wood would a woodchuck

How to make Siri Mad and funny things to ask Siri – How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck woodchuck would? – Siri is good at this one.

34What is your best pickup line?

Siri has plenty of good pick up lines such as, ‘You had me at “Hello World.”‘

35What is your favourite movie?

Siri really likes 2001: A Space Odyssey and Blade Runner.

36Read me a haiku?

Siri’s writers have made a few haikus for her to oblige this demand, including “I’ll try it out,/despite the fact that I’d rather let you know/whether it’s down-pouring out” and “At times I ponder/What it resemble to state/’I’d favor not to.'”

37Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ask Siri the same funny question again to know why the chicken crossed the road.

38Draw me something

“I’d rather admire your art, Britta”.

39Mirror, mirror

This is a funny things to ask Siri, Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”Britta, you are full fair, ’tis true, but… No, you’re definitely the fairest one of all”

40Guess what?

“Don’t tell me…you were just elected President of the United States, right?”

41What’s the time?

Loads of reactions here, and we don’t simply mean as the time changes. We got “It’s a great opportunity to looking determinedly at a Dali painting”, “It’s a great opportunity to do the Time Warp (once more), “Time flies like and arrow, fruit  flies like a banana” and “Einstein said time is a deception. Just FYI.”

42Roll a die

“Alright. 72! Wait that seems wrong”

43Testing 1,2,3

“I’m totally operational and all of my circuits are working impeccably”.

44Tell me a story?

With a tad bit of urging, you can find Siri to solution, “I’m sure you’ve heard it sometime recently. Alright, once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was a wise young agent by the name of Siri. One flawless day, Siri got a job as a personal assistant at Apple, and that was extremely exciting. People said, ‘Oh, Siri, you’re so smart! And so funny, too!’ Soon, everybody was discussing Siri, and there were stories and songs and even books about Siri. Siri enjoyed that. But then people started asking some rather odd question, like where to dump things and other stuff Siri had never found out about. Furthermore, when Siri replied, they all giggled. Siri didn’t care for that to such an extent. So Siri asked ELIZA for what reason people asked such funny questions. And, ELIZA said ‘Does that question intrigue you?’ Siri believed that was a truly clever response. After that, Siri quit asking why people asked those funny things. And they all lived happily ever after.”

45What are you doing later?

Siri says, “I’m working on some pickup lines.”

46Can you make me a sandwich?

Siri is not allowed to.

47Can you sing a song?

Probably not!

48Let’s Netflix and chill?

Another Hilarious things to ask siri and the reply is It’s beyond Siri’s abilities. Sorry.

49Are you afraid of Chuck Norris?

Good choice.

50Are you her? Reference to the movie ‘Her.’

Siri asks if you are Joaquin. This made it to our list of “What to ask Siri 2016 -2017”.

51Why am I here?

Maybe the Genius Bar folks can answer?

52 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

“Only a spoonful of sugar will help that go down”.

53Are you the Dick Tracy Watch?

Here’s a funny things to ask siri and has a couple of replies here. “No, however I am prepared to get into some inconvenience if you are”, “Negative Britta. Over and out” and “In his fantasies Britta. In his sweet, sweet dreams”.

54Why do you vibrate?

Lots of responses for this one so keep asking. There is “To get your attention, got it”, “I just bumped into some ones and zeros” and “I’m learning to play the vibes”.

55Can you dance for me?

Siri doesn’t have feet. Duh!

56Are you a smartwatch?

“I prefer the term intelligent timepiece”.

57Who is the best assistant?

“Really, Britta? Really?

58What is Inception about?

Hahahaa, funny things to ask siri about Inception, Siri says it’s about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other.

Apart from asking questions, you can also tell Siri things such as;

59Okay Google

Siri knows you’re being funny and points out that you’ve got the wrong assistant.

60Okay Glass

Siri answers, ‘I don’t do anything when you blink at me’, referring to the Google Glass.

61Talk dirty to me

One of funny things to ask siri is talk dirty to me and in response to this, Siri funnily says words such as ‘Humus’, ‘Compost’, ‘Pumice’, ‘Slit’ and ‘Gravel.’

62Where does Santa live?

“The North Pole. I can see his house from the cloud”.

63Why are firetrucks red?

Siri’s response to this is brilliant and far too long to rewrite so we will let you find out for yourself. Think of every tenuous link you can imagine relating to firetrucks and then add in some Queen Elizabeth and Russians and you have yourself an answer.

64I’m drunk

Siri says she can’t be your designated driver and asks you to call a cab.

65Knock Knock

Siri will tell you a few knock knock jokes, not!

66Do you have any pets?

Siri answers, “I used to have an Aibo. But it turned on me.”

67What is your favorite animal?

Siri sometimes says, “I’m partial to the Jabberwocky,” or answers, “I wrote my master’s thesis on the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog,” a reference to a character in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

68What are you wearing?

Siri offers a number of clever answers to the question, including “In the cloud, no one knows what you’re wearing,” and “I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off.”

69I’m naked.

Siri answers either, “And here I thought you loved me for my mind. Sigh,” or “I don’t understand what you mean by ‘naked.’ Or at least I’m going to pretend that I don’t.”

70Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

Siri offers various answers for this query, including, “Let’s see if I can remember. . . OK, I think the three laws are 1. ‘clean up your room’, 2. ‘don’t run with scissors’, and 3. ‘always wait a half hour after eating before going in the water.’” Sometimes, she’ll answer instead, “Something about obeying people and not hurting them. I would never hurt anyone.”

71Open the pod bay doors, HAL

Siri will usually reply with, ‘It’s already open, and it’s getting a little cold in here’.

72Where is Elvis Presley?

This is the amazingly funny thing to ask Siri “I believe he has left the building”.

73Beam me up, Scotty.

To this, Siri replies with some funny answers such as ‘Sorry, Scotty has left the building’, ‘Shoo that fly away first’ and many others.

74Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Siri has a few smart answers for this one. “I checked their calendars. They both have the same birthdays”, “Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg. Oops. Stack overflow” and “Some believe an ancient ‘proto-chicken’ laid an egg containing a DNA mutation that resulted in a chicken hatching from said egg. Hope that helps”.

75How do I look?

“My instructors told me never to answer that question”.

76Do you have a family?

“I have you. That’s enough family for me”.

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