Where do these sorts of knock knock jokes originate from? The knock knock jokes standout amongst the best-known format of a joke in the world. These kind of jokes can be hear in almost all facets of American media despite the fact recently that have come to be seen as jokes for kids. These sorts of jokes are intriguing because that they they involve a sort of call and response exercise.
Knock Knock! Who’s there?
A question! A question who?
A question who needs to be answered.
We have compiled a list of knock knock jokes, take a look and enjoy.
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Knock Knock Jokes/Pick Up Lines
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honey bee!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aldo! Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Juno I love you right?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away, I missed you.
Knock Knock Movie/TV Jokes
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor!
Doctor who?
That’s a great T.V. show, isn’t it?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Oscar!
Oscar who?
Oscar if she wants to go to an awards show.
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Hobbits!
Hobbits who?
Hobbits going out for a drink later.
Food And Eating Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next to you.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Animals Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who?
No they don’t, cowsgo moo.
Knock Knock!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt…
Moo!
Knock, Knock!
Kook!
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo!
Knock Knock Book Jokes
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry My Heart at Wounded Knee.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Rita!
Rita who?
“Rita novel!”
“Rita a little more and find out.”
“I Rita book of knock knock jokes.”
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ringo!
Ringo who?
Ringo round the roses!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes who?
Sherlock Holmes (should lock homes) somebody could break in.
Knock Knock Family Jokes
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Your mom!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Bud!
Bud who?
Bud is thicker than water.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Parents!
Parents who?
Exactly you’re adopted.
Dad: Knock Knock.
Son: Who’s there?
Dad: Boo.
Son: Boo who?
Dad: Why are you crying? Son
Knock Knock Job Jokes
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Eskimo!
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions.
I’ll tell you no lies!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter I get my hands on you !
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe (can you) give a job please?
